The Moral Nature of Cinnamon Rolls
When one has been puking and feeling generally nasty, cinnamon rolls are typically considered a “bad” thing. They are not “good”, that is, they are not considered a thing that is “good to eat.” That is not to say that they are “bad” as in a moral imperative, not objectively evil, but only “bad” relative to one’s state of pukey-vomitty sickiness.
However, when one has overcome such illness, such mass spewing and loose pooping viral infiltration as to affect one’s gullywots, on the morning of the onset of such wellness, such overcoming, cinnamon rolls do in fact become “good” again, which is their original state, that is the state in which, of which they were created. Much as humans were created sinless in the Garden of Eden, so cinnamon rolls are redeemed to their original state of sinless, perfect, communal existence with the Father coinciding with the onset of wellness on the tails of sickness.
Amen.
