Late Links:
- Having solved all other problems, the Oregon House turns to outlawing bukkake.
- Bikini Wednesday: Sara Jean Underwood and the European Bikini Open.
- Cleavage Wednesday: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kim Kardashian.
- Abi Titmuss shows off the plural of her surname’s prefix in Nuts.
- Hope Dworaczyk: Playboy’s Playmate of the Month.
- Get To Know A Hottie: Vanessa Cervantes.
- International Beauty of the Day: Karina Jelinek.
- Just Because of the Day: Tera Patrick and Mercedez in “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Harem”.
- RIP Jack Wrangler: Actor, director, gay icon.
- Cop tests positive for cocaine; blames oral sex.
- Jewssip: Japanese Passover: Learn to break matzo in the Samurai tradition.
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- Late List: 10 Porn Chicks Who Should Go Mainstream.
This is why you're fat.
I’m into creative ways of clogging arteries lately. Ironic that I’m about to start a job at a hospital.
Pants crappin, U-turning kind of funny.Hacked Road Sign of the Day: Wait… Something seems off.
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Ha! Its one of my goals in life to have my ass kicked by Santa Claus.Two guys hassle Chuck Norris in a Santa Claus outfit and get a jolly roundhouse kick to the teeth.
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I guess this is fine if you know you’re having a girl. They need a GI Joe ward or a Batman ward for women birthing man-childs. Mr. T maybe.Remember yesterday’s Things That Are Real about the Hello Kitty Maternity Ward?
Here’s the video.
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Awesomest Photo of the Day: Steve Jobs, circa 1981.
There is nothing in this photo that isn’t totally awesome.
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This is esther sparks who I’m glad to say is a good friend. She’s bad ass.

